just because you put a dress on doesn't make you a woman.
just as much as standing in a garage make you a car.
maybe he should of been on a strapless surfboard like the rest of the old kooks
At least he wasn't riding a Tronic, cause then his compound fracture would have also got infected with herpes @nowindtoday
Mate, what a poor ****ing guy. I feel sorry that he had to go through that ordeal especially because it could have been avoided if he just resisted the urge to scratch his nose, but who can do that? C'mon! How would you be flying upside down like that, fark!
I reckon it could have been avoided without boots but then again the lines may have wrapped around your foot which could've been worse. This just makes me want to buy a line knife even more.